April 16, 2021: A Couch's Life ποΈπ
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April 16, 2021: A Couch's Life ποΈπ
Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrrying and Become a Couch
February 2
imagine arguing with a chair instead of sitting on it lmfao id hate to be u just take a seat bro
sit down
sit on me
can u believe there are some people that got so mad they blocked a chair
like they hate comfort that much they rile themselves up instead
March 8
this is mewny (aka @mewn21)
mewny may look like a gelatinous pink blob to the untrained eye but is actually a ditto couch
hi mewny! ππ»
March 12
momentarily changed back in solidarity with u brother
@sewn21
i welcome more comfortable seating options for our CT brethren
March 17
just recorded a great conversation with everyone's favorite couch @mewn21
we talked NFTs, @egirl_capital, anons, MTG, DeFi and everything in between
looking forward to sharing it with you
March 22
Idk who these guys are but i welcome more comfortable and nostalgic seating options for CT
take care of your back bros
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March 28
Iβm in disbelief.
Just spent the day on a couch for one of the biggest meme groups in the world.
This is the comfort level they are experiencing π
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April 6
"It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capableβ
Came across this quote the other week through general article skimming (the extent of my reading lately) and been thinking about it a bit cos i've been a potato
April 7
if you dont own one of these dont speak to me
Ξric Juta @ericjuta
@mewn21 all dressed up, where you going?
Reisinger Andres @reisingerandres
April 8
April 9
lmfao these meme pokemon furniture accounts are getting hilarious. did not expect the ditto couch to spawn them
p.s. they are not me!!!
Ratwell π§ @ratwell0x
April 10
im getting a couch avatar made but i know my reality will be staring at peoples avatar asses in VR when they all jump on me to simulating sitting
i dont know if im ready for that
CL @CL207
April 11
@tittyrespecter @n2ckchong @EatCookCryptos @TCC_Crypto @n_oi_d @C0inAlchemist @stockmart_ @jrob1564 @MoChains @kiritolover28 @medeadsoon @quidapropos @iheartstonks @Pollo2x @CL207 @CryptoDmack @stoicsavage @icebergy_ @loomdart @Coldie @inversebrah
April 12
anyone with a punk avi feel free to ask me for a couch. they are super easy to make takes me like 3-4 mins.
i started the day sane normal
things going well
things still going well
only caveat is now
everyone is asking me to turn them into a couch
ill slowly couchify everyone because i find it really funny
crypto trends u did not see coming in 2021
supercycles β
sofacycles β
stockmart @stockmart_
April 13
Gm. Couches are a new paradigm shift
π mewny π @mewn21
No you don't understand. We are at a new all time high BECAUSE OF THE COUCHES.
Crypto_Grimlock @Crypto_Grimlock
Being a couch is very comfy. It shows you are not just comfortable with yourself but at comfort with your bags and plays.
My parents in their 20s: buying a house, starting a family
Me in my 20s: photoshopping the company logo and CEO onto a couch
Cz so rich now he forgot what couches are for
CZ πΆ Binance @cz_binance
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE WE DONE
Binance @binance
Ratwell π§ @ratwell0x
April 14
@pixeltot @jebus911 @ratwell0x point of viral propagation started riiiight about here imo
stockmart @stockmart_
Millions of Couches Late
@PinkFlaminGucci Beware: you will be moving along the 4th dimension really fast while sitting on that couch!
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