To keep things on the lighter side this Friday, read through the dark comedy that is the protect0000rs.

After losing $1.7M to an attacker 2 weeks ago, the Alameda liquidators have been active on-chain moving their assets to a safe multisig.
Unfortunately, a LOT of assets, and open positions, still remain in tagged Alameda wallets.
Here's what happened, and what they missed 👇

Cope (new, year) @Timccopeland
In trying to reclaim user funds, they ended up liquidating themselves. Twice.

Alameda liquidators got liquidated. TWICE.
They withdrew excess WBTC collateral from Aave and let the CRV loan get liquidated.
1) What

You sort of have to laugh, because otherwise you might despair.