June 11, 2021: Simpin' Ain't Easy 🏳️‍🌈⚧️

Who Can Celebrate Pride Month Better than a Self-Described Community of Degens?

This June, as all your favorite corporations change their logos to rainbow flags, don’t forget that Curve flies the rainbow colors all year long. Does this make it the most supportive of pride? Or the least, because it takes zero action to honor the month? 🤔

At any rate, we wanted to do something to mark the occasion. Since we don’t have any particular competency in delivering commentary on social sciences, the best tribute we can provide is a snapshot of the wild and wonderful spectrum of sexuality inherent to crypto degen Twitter. Hopefully everybody gets a little offended.

Inverse.Finance @InverseFinance

@bantg @crispyfriedchi6 @PickACardHS @iearnfinance @AlchemixFi @BadgerDAO @fraxfinance @picklefinance @allindots Did a chicken just assume an anon’s gender?

call me gerry @N_EDITS

@iamDCinvestor Vitalik dancing in a furry costume is 100x better ngl

𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖗 @safetyth1rd

i dunno what it is but i always get a kick out of my tweets getting liked by cockwaffles3000

Allison Reichel @AllisonReichel

Maybe if u guys hodl’d women like u hodl your coins u would have gfs by now

Q @AltsQ

CT “celebrities” have more simps than any e-girl

tuba @0xtuba

🦇🔉 to all the crypto egirls, every one (1) selfie you post will pump the market by ten basis points

Psychedelic El ₿arto ☂️ @PsychedelicBart

I like that most female Bitcoin accounts are real this cycle. Let’s goo 🚀 🚀

ratwell Ξ 🧀 @ratwell0x

@CryptoMaestro @0xbunnygirl im a girl again

Bunny Girl @0xbunnygirl

wait ratwell is back to being a female again?

ratwell Ξ 🧀 @ratwell0x

self doxx https://t.co/4smbiiVBWQ

David.link ⬡ @Hushhhbruh

@Hardwood_ What if Hardwood is straight

Hardwood @Hardwood_

k hear me out soggy biscuit tournament in dubai

pepe @PepeXBT

k hear me out dodgeball tournament in dubai

🃏Fiskantes 1(Ω, 三)7 @Fiskantes

I miss when CT was ran by introverts and we were talking about crypto instead of posting food and party pics and trying to figure out whether there is a girl or a guy behind the waifu pfp.

The Crypto Dog📈 @TheCryptoDog

BTC Miami in an image

Ellie Frost ❄️ @EllieFrost

Playboy booth at Bitcoin 2021 Things Bitcoiners don’t need

Riva @rivatez

live footage of the five women in crypto arriving at Bitcoin Miami

Justine @MsHodl

Sat bunnies are thick out there, god speed gentlemen.

Hailey Lennon @HaileyLennonBTC

At these tweets about men shooting their shot at women at the bitcoin conference. Is the conference inclusive and woman are there to network and learn more about the industry or are women there for your enjoyment? K just wondering.

duchess of crypto @cryptoJanee

I just know that I’m going to find my boyfriend in the #crypto community It’s inevitable

Crypto ฿itlord @crypto_bitlord7

LOL all the noobs in Miami larping as crypto evangelists with their 0.2 $BTC hoping to get laid by some dumb normie thot

찌 G 跻 じ MBA, CFA, FRM, CFP, NGMI, HFSP, HENTAI @DegenSpartan

you should go google how much vtubers make lmao then realize that online simping is a generational trend and crypto ppl would make great simps and based on how they buy NFTs, they have no idea how to price anything but good thing they are rich af 🤝

BLUE KIRBS (in miami) @bluekirbyfi

If you are a beautiful vtuber waifu interested in making buku dolores please dm and I will write the scripts u can modify and we will go straight to Valhalla. https://t.co/8l3pJNW2gf

찌 G 跻 じ MBA, CFA, FRM, CFP, NGMI, HFSP, HENTAI @DegenSpartan

im waiting on the day when females figure out that just being a vtuber waifu and reporting intl crypto news to your local language community + professionally translating for retainer projects will be a fantastic and fulfilling edutainment / crypto career that is fully remote https://t.co/pHrOxP2guk

ameen.eth @ameensol

@SCBuergel 1. Free sexual expression is the antidote to the religious infestation in our society - decrim and destigma of sex/work is 100% aligned with web3 values of personal sovereignty 2. This isn't even that tbh, feminine cuteness is playful more than it is sexual, get a grip

scoopy trooples @scupytrooples

Nobody better be sucking this wankers dick just because he went laser eyes. Dude is a dangerous partisan hack that deserves no praise or recognition just because he like BTC now

Sean Hannity @seanhannity

#NewProfilePic https://t.co/F1VNS2grxH

Scav® @lmfaoscav

let me put some clothes on first jfc @cz_binance

🃏Fiskantes 1(Ω, 三)7 @Fiskantes

If you unironically and un-critically simp a strong leader, be it CZ, Sam, Vitalik or whoever else, no matter how awesome that person is...you are ngmi.

Irene zhao @Irenezhao_

It's time to stop calling crypto nerds virgins: Everyone has been ****-ed by Elon Musk today.

Bitcoin Archive 🗄🚀🌔 @BTC_Archive

Tough love 😂

DeFiGod @DeFiGod1

My feed is crypto autist neckneards simping for crypto e-thots again and I just want to kms. wtf is wrong with you guys?

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